What Senior Citizens Are Worth

Did you know we old folks are worth a fortune?
We have silver in our hair, gold in our teeth, stones in
our kidneys, lead in our feet and gas in our stomachs!
I have become older since I saw you last, and a few changes
have come into my life. Frankly, I have become a frivolous
old woman! I am seeing six gentlemen every day!
As I wake up Will Power helps me out of bed,
then I go to see Jimmy Riddle, and then it's time for
breakfast with Mr. Kellogg, followed closely by the
refreshing company of Mr. Tetley or my other friend
who I only know by his initials-PG.
Then comes someone I don't like at all-Arthur Itis-he
knows he's not welcome, but he insists on being here,
and what is more he stays for the rest of the day.
Even then he does not like to stay in one place, and he
takes me from joint to joint,
After such a hectic day I am glad to get to bed
(and with Johnny Walker too!) What a hectic life.
Oh yes, I am now flirting with Al Zhiemer!
The vicar came to call the other day and said that
at my age I should be thinking of hereafter.
I told him I did all the time. For no matter where I am,
the bedroom the kitchen, the sitting room or the garden,
I ask myself "Now what am I here after?".
Well I'll close now and hope Will Power is your constant
companion too, but do make sure that his friend
Emma Royd does not creep up on you from behind, and
watch out for that crafty one-Gerry Atric.

The above story was written by a Senior Citizen
from my home village in the South of England
and I just had to make a page for it.
I hope it amuses you as much as it did me

Kaye